Dancing Santas XL

Identical twin Santas dance with glee in a wreath of tinsel.
XL
$30

Ordering Information

To order a sweater or schedule a pickup, contact sustainablechristmas@yahoo.com
Sweaters can be picked up in San Francisco.
Sweaters can also be mailed Priority Mail (2-3 day delivery) for $12.

Heavy on the Tinsel Medium

This sweater far exceeds the legal limit of tinsel.
Medium
Dark Blue
$30

Googly-eyed Lovin Medium/ Large

Googly eyed elf and reindeer get it on in a wreath of lace madness. So romantic.
Medium-Large
Red sweater
$30

Real Tree XXL

Real Pine Branches adorn this XXL sweater.
Serious 3-D Factor.
XXL
Maroon
$30

peek-a-boo santa on a Garland Cardigan XL

A silver cardigan is bad enough but the tinsel garlands with their Christmas Ball decor is enough to scare pets. Santa plays hide and seek behind some tinsel.
XL
$30

Trucker Hats

These holiday themed trucker hats are sure to start and end multiple conversations.
One size fits all.
$15

Nutcracker Medium

Q: Is that a nutcracker with a vagina?
A: Yes. Yes it is.

Size: Medium
$30

Run Run as Fast as You Can XL

Super Tacky holiday sweater. This sweater has extensive amounts of tinsel as well as a 3-D stuffed gingerbread man attached to the front and surrounded by tinsel madness.
Men’s XL Navy Blue
$30

Ordering Information

Holiday sweaters can be picked up for free in San Francisco or mailed for $12.00.
To order, Contact sustainablechristmas@yahoo.com.

Let it Snow XL

This sweater is ridiculous. Tinsel decorates the collar and waistband and runs like a racing stripe down the sleeve. A Snowman ice skates on fluffy snow while holding a picket sign to "let it snow".
XL green
$30

Secret Threesome Large

Looks like Rodolph's mind is somewhere else. While geeting some backdoor action from one of santa's elves, rudolph can't keep thinking about a former flame. Includes lifelike faux reindeer pubes.
$30
Men's Large
Burgandy Sweater

Tinsel Terror Men's XL

Super Tacky.
3-D element- Check. (snowman wearing a santa hat seated I the middle of a tinsel wreath)
Bling- Check. (excessive amount of tinsel forming a wreath around the snowman, around the wrists, waistband and neck and racing stripes down the arms.)
Maroon men’s XL
$30

3-D Snowman XL

This sweater is super tacky. Securely attached to the front is a stuffed, 3-D snowman standing on fluffy 3-D snow. The trees are made out of real pine branches. This sweater reminds me of elementary school when my teacher would wear holiday themed outfits. Yetch.
Men’s XL light blue
$30

3-D horror LARGE

This sweater has all the signs of the winner for a tacky holiday sweater party. The sweater has a 3-Dimensional tree made out of real pine tree branches and is trimmed with real Christmas ornaments which hang off the branches. 3-D bows are also securely attached to the branches. Below the tree is 3-D snow and a holiday present.
Ivory
Men's Large
$30
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Festive Trauma 2 Large

This sweater is really bad. If you’re interested in it for any reason other than wearing it to an ugly holiday sweater party, bless your heart.
Center front is a puppy in a festive holly bush. Encircling the puppy is a wreath of lace madness. Other blessings bestowed upon this sweater include elbow pads (which look like they’re made out of festive potholders) and Christmas light appliqués on the front. I’m having trouble believing that something this ugly is inexistence.
Men’s size Large Dark Green
$30

Dingleball Furry Large-XL

Ivory colored fleece sweatshirt with festive Christmas tree encircles in dingleballs.
Includes elbow pads and dingleball trim around the collar.

Large-XL
$30

Ordering Information

Holiday sweaters can be picked up for free in San Francisco or mailed for $12.00.
To order, Contact sustainablechristmas@yahoo.com.

Mickey Mania Medium

On the front of this sweater is a hodgepodge of holiday themed Mickey Mouse portraits framed with wreaths of lace madness. This sweatshirt has a lace collar and tinsel and lace “racing stripe” down the right sleeve.
The sweatshirt is red fleece, size medium.

$30

HOLIDAY WISHES MEDIUM/LARGE

Whoever coined the phrase "its the thought that counts" never received on ipod shuffle when they had been hinting and hoping for a non-skid buttplug since their last trip to the ER in August.
Will Beary's Christmas be Merry? This sweatshirt captures Beary mid-pull (of the ribbon). Will his holiday dreams come true?

$30
Men's Medium or Women's Large
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Horny Santa LARGE

Ho Ho Ho. Looks like Santa is taking a hard earned break… and if anyone deserves to prop their feet up and rub one out on Christmas Eve, its Santa himself!
The center Mandela of this sweatshirt shows Santa, his erect penis and a glass that’s half full (or half empty) with a white, milky substance.
Also included on this sweatshirt is a money shot involving a snowman and a penguin popping out of a mailbox.
Sizes Large for men, XL for women
$30
to order, contact sustainablechristmas@yahoo.com

A festive puppy in a wreath of lace madness SMALL

Green sweater with a quilted puppy medallion in the center. Medallion appears to be made from a festive potholder (class all the way. a 4-inch wreath of lace madness encircles this holiday scene.

Size SMALL
$30
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