Dancing Santas XL

Identical twin Santas dance with glee in a wreath of tinsel.
XL
$30

Ordering Information

To order a sweater or schedule a pickup, contact sustainablechristmas@yahoo.com
Sweaters can be picked up in San Francisco.
Sweaters can also be mailed Priority Mail (2-3 day delivery) for $12.

Heavy on the Tinsel Medium

This sweater far exceeds the legal limit of tinsel.
Medium
Dark Blue
$30

Googly-eyed Lovin Medium/ Large

Googly eyed elf and reindeer get it on in a wreath of lace madness. So romantic.
Medium-Large
Red sweater
$30

Real Tree XXL

Real Pine Branches adorn this XXL sweater.
Serious 3-D Factor.
XXL
Maroon
$30

peek-a-boo santa on a Garland Cardigan XL

A silver cardigan is bad enough but the tinsel garlands with their Christmas Ball decor is enough to scare pets. Santa plays hide and seek behind some tinsel.
XL
$30

Trucker Hats

These holiday themed trucker hats are sure to start and end multiple conversations.
One size fits all.
$15

Nutcracker Medium

Q: Is that a nutcracker with a vagina?
A: Yes. Yes it is.

Size: Medium
$30

Run Run as Fast as You Can XL

Super Tacky holiday sweater. This sweater has extensive amounts of tinsel as well as a 3-D stuffed gingerbread man attached to the front and surrounded by tinsel madness.
Men’s XL Navy Blue
$30

Ordering Information

Holiday sweaters can be picked up for free in San Francisco or mailed for $12.00.
To order, Contact sustainablechristmas@yahoo.com.

Let it Snow XL

This sweater is ridiculous. Tinsel decorates the collar and waistband and runs like a racing stripe down the sleeve. A Snowman ice skates on fluffy snow while holding a picket sign to "let it snow".
XL green
$30

Secret Threesome Large

Looks like Rodolph's mind is somewhere else. While geeting some backdoor action from one of santa's elves, rudolph can't keep thinking about a former flame. Includes lifelike faux reindeer pubes.
$30
Men's Large
Burgandy Sweater

Tinsel Terror Men's XL

Super Tacky.
3-D element- Check. (snowman wearing a santa hat seated I the middle of a tinsel wreath)
Bling- Check. (excessive amount of tinsel forming a wreath around the snowman, around the wrists, waistband and neck and racing stripes down the arms.)
Maroon men’s XL
$30

3-D Snowman XL

This sweater is super tacky. Securely attached to the front is a stuffed, 3-D snowman standing on fluffy 3-D snow. The trees are made out of real pine branches. This sweater reminds me of elementary school when my teacher would wear holiday themed outfits. Yetch.
Men’s XL light blue
$30

3-D horror LARGE

This sweater has all the signs of the winner for a tacky holiday sweater party. The sweater has a 3-Dimensional tree made out of real pine tree branches and is trimmed with real Christmas ornaments which hang off the branches. 3-D bows are also securely attached to the branches. Below the tree is 3-D snow and a holiday present.
Ivory
Men's Large
$30
to order, contact sustainablechristmas@yahoo.com