Festive Trauma 2 Large

This sweater is really bad. If you’re interested in it for any reason other than wearing it to an ugly holiday sweater party, bless your heart.
Center front is a puppy in a festive holly bush. Encircling the puppy is a wreath of lace madness. Other blessings bestowed upon this sweater include elbow pads (which look like they’re made out of festive potholders) and Christmas light appliqués on the front. I’m having trouble believing that something this ugly is inexistence.
Men’s size Large Dark Green
$30

Dingleball Furry Large-XL

Ivory colored fleece sweatshirt with festive Christmas tree encircles in dingleballs.
Includes elbow pads and dingleball trim around the collar.

Large-XL
$30

Ordering Information

Holiday sweaters can be picked up for free in San Francisco or mailed for $12.00.
To order, Contact sustainablechristmas@yahoo.com.

Mickey Mania Medium

On the front of this sweater is a hodgepodge of holiday themed Mickey Mouse portraits framed with wreaths of lace madness. This sweatshirt has a lace collar and tinsel and lace “racing stripe” down the right sleeve.
The sweatshirt is red fleece, size medium.

$30

HOLIDAY WISHES MEDIUM/LARGE

Whoever coined the phrase "its the thought that counts" never received on ipod shuffle when they had been hinting and hoping for a non-skid buttplug since their last trip to the ER in August.
Will Beary's Christmas be Merry? This sweatshirt captures Beary mid-pull (of the ribbon). Will his holiday dreams come true?

$30
Men's Medium or Women's Large
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Horny Santa LARGE

Ho Ho Ho. Looks like Santa is taking a hard earned break… and if anyone deserves to prop their feet up and rub one out on Christmas Eve, its Santa himself!
The center Mandela of this sweatshirt shows Santa, his erect penis and a glass that’s half full (or half empty) with a white, milky substance.
Also included on this sweatshirt is a money shot involving a snowman and a penguin popping out of a mailbox.
Sizes Large for men, XL for women
$30
to order, contact sustainablechristmas@yahoo.com

A festive puppy in a wreath of lace madness SMALL

Green sweater with a quilted puppy medallion in the center. Medallion appears to be made from a festive potholder (class all the way. a 4-inch wreath of lace madness encircles this holiday scene.

Size SMALL
$30
to order, contact sustainablechristmas@yahoo.com